The stereotype suggests that true new yorkers don't get phased by anything, nothing surprises us. So what in your opinion is something that would spark amazement?

Peace in the goddamn Middle East.

I love Red. Good one. If Tiger Woods were to come out of the closet I can already see the Nike commercials.

OK Bungee cord jumps off the ESB...it would spark 'amusement.'

Yes, what Red said but surprise about something happening in the city. Can't think of anything.

If Mayor Bloomberg showed humility

If I ever saw anyone actually working on the subway lines that are shut down on weekends.

If someone actually cared about New Yorks poor.

If the 5 train to Dyre Ave would run more often than every 20 minutes.

If yuppies would stop paying rents the size of mortgages.

If a roller coaster was built on 42nd street & took you east to west.

If people would stop throwing their damn garbage on the streets & start using GARBAGE cans.

If people would STFU on their damn cell phones.